We Are Chivas USA | Official Union Ultras Blog

1. Does a great job separating us from the violent, hate filled mullet patrol.

2. The fine Polish craftsmanship. Apparently, we got our scarves from the same people as Section 8.

3. East LA Chiva needs the money so he can finally afford the operation to have his head pulled out his butt.

4. Doubles as a kick ass Christmas scarf.

5. For the ladies, they’re sexy as hell. Wearing one ups your confidence sky high, and raises your attractiveness to the guy standing next to you.

6. For the guys, provides temporary cover for man boobs.

7. Because we’re real Ultras. (Sorry…stole that one from San Jose)

8. Whether you’re Mexican, El Salvadorian, an exotic blend like me, or Jewish like Gameface, everyone looks good in the red and white.

9. Preki would approve.

10. Right now, they’re 2 for 30 bucks! Don’t be a weenie.

Pibe

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